The Ted Kane Theme Song
Theres a boy named Ted he's a pretty nice guy
but if you make him really mad he'll stub you in
your eye. If you look at Ted Kane you'll often seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, he's
dancen around cuz he's got to go pee.
Ted is also known as the ever popular
So the next time your salami sandwitch is missingggggggggggggg,
Just listen for Ted, he should be pissing